Mess - final draft

Oh, God! Oh, God"

whit hiv a done?

Oh, God! It's oan ma haunds"

Shit! It's oan ma trainees,

a just got these the other day

Whit is that smell? Is that

whit blood smells like? Man -

stop squirming!

Look at the mess you've made

How am a gonny get these stains oot, eh?

Dunny hink a mop and bucket will fix this wan

A hink it's time to crack the dettoll oot

fae under the sink

and maybe then, a'll take a wee drink

See, a don't wantae end up in Barlinnie

Naw, surely they widny

Chuck me in there - naw, no way

It was this coo's fault anyway, a'll say

Come home fae wurk? Take the bins oot

After a quickie? Dae the dishes.

Aye, nae mare

This is the last time a'll be cleaning aefter your mess